Fake person 1: “Can homosexuality be cured by yoga?”
Fake person 2: “Of course it can. Baba Ramdev’s got yo' back, my dear. He’ll be with you just as soon as he’s done wiping out ebola and flirting with 86-year-old women.”
Fake person 1 (slightly annoying) : “That doesn’t sound very legitimate.”
Fake person 2 (a little flustered) : “But..but..just look at how flexible he is.”