I. Elaborate on the decent...how 'decent?'

II. When in doubt, insert animal noise.

III. Hi, please visit http://babysitterjobs.com/

IV. Hi you! Can you not?

V. Only if you take care of those damn cuticles.

VI. He's right. I mean, just look at how lucky i am right now?

VII.YeAh FuCk, bLOOOD RelaTiOnzzzz!

VIII. Yeah..is it weird that i'm kind of tempted?

IX. Thanks, I feel attractive now.

XI. Yeah, they call me Jabba The Hut.

XII. A second away from blocking you....

XIII. Shakespeare always had a thing for tedhi noses..

XIV. Well, we are on the sex slave prowl off late.

XV. Is this the prologue to some hardcore Desi rap?

XVI. Hi. STAHP. Plizz?

XVII. Probably will. Most definitely will.

XVIII. Hey man - I'm gonna have to charge you for that.

XIX. They say i'm most sexy when I'm 'on cat walking.'

XX. You're getting warm.

XXI. Well, it's about time someone gave us a tiara.

XXII. Well, when you put it like that, who can help but block you?

XXIII. Yep, gotta pay a fine and everything.

XXIV. WhAtt iS HapPEniN WiT yOUr capS loCk?

XXV. Who doesn't love a city boy?

XXVI. Aw, we feel so special.

XXVII. At least someone believes we have what it takes.

XXVIII. A text marriage proposal from a stranger. There's a bollywood script in here somewhere.

XXIX. Did you just call me an alien?

XXX. Now THAT'S how you flirt with somebody.

XXXI. Hey I'd love to be your friend...wink...lol on a serious note, just no.

XXXII. We manage just fine, thanks.

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Words: Every woman on facebook, basically