Tiny Animals Interviewed Stephan Pastis. We Turned It Into A Comic Strip.

A man who can ascertain the number of Nobel laureates a city has based on the pace of a local’s footsteps. Drunkenly pressing every button in the elevator of a five-star hotel with 11 other people in it. Tightrope-walking challenges, unplanned public nudity, and how to deal with life when you’re too many pegs down, all randomly interjected with the lyrics of 'Ruby Tuesday'.